Cachondos Session #1 Lyrics [English Meaning]: Kevin Amf | Victor Mendivil
Kevin AMF, Victor Mendivil, and Dani Flow collaborate on ‘Cachondos Session #1,’ a high-energy track blending rap and funk. The lyrics, written by Eugenio Esquivel and others, mix bold storytelling with sharp imagery. The music, produced by a team including Dan Soberanis, sets a relentless pace.
Released: February 28, 2025
Cachondos Session #1
Kevin Amf | Victor Mendivil
Lyricist
Eugenio Esquivel, Kevin Alan Moreno Franco, Santiago Garcia-Arenas, Sebastian Esquivel, Víctor Alejandro Mendivil Ramírez, Víctor Daniel Ayala Valladares
Composer
Eugenio Esquivel, Kevin Alan Moreno Franco, Santiago Garcia-Arenas, Sebastian Esquivel, Víctor Alejandro Mendivil Ramírez, Víctor Daniel Ayala Valladares, Ernesto Barajas Serrano, Dan Soberanis
Cachondos Session #1 Lyrics English Translation by Kevin Amf | Victor Mendivil
The songwriter mentions Ferraris, Lamborghinis, and luxury brands like Valentino, creating a vivid picture of wealth and power. One line stands out: ‘In Ferraris and Lamborghinis, with my brothers from Guadalajara.’ The lyrics also touch on themes of loyalty and ambition in a fast-paced world.
La Película Sigue Siendo La MismaThe movie remains the same.
Los Que Cambiamos Somos Los Protagonistas, A La V#rgaWe’re the only ones who change as the leads, d#mn it!
A-A-ActionA-A-Action.
DiceHe says.
Máscara De Scary Movie Ando Flow Tipo De ScreamWearing a Scary Movie mask, I’ve got that Scream style.
Con Conjunto Con Las Caras De Escobar Y De JoaquínIn an outfit featuring the faces of Escobar and ‘El Chapo’.
Todo Full De Ropa Cara, Valentino O De McqueenDressed head to toe in expensive gear, Valentino or McQueen.
Que Tu Vato Es Un P#ndejo, Marca Y Solo Pasa PinThat your man is a f#ol; he calls and it just goes to voicemail.
En Los Carros Piso A Fondo Hasta Que Le Rebote El CorteI floor it in the cars until the engine hits the ‘rev limiter’,
Y Me Importa Pura V#rga El P#to Que No Lo Soporteand I don’t give a d#mn about the hater who can’t handle it.
En Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Con Compás De GdlIn Ferraris and Lamborghinis, with my brothers from ‘Guadalajara’.
Amistad Tengo Con Malos De Diferentes CartelesI’ve got friendships with the heavy hitters from different cartels.
A Mí Nadie Me Cuenta De Las Cuentas Ni De Lo Que TraficamosNobody tells me about the money or what we’re moving.
Dense Cuenta Que El 90 Al 100% Le GanamosRealize that we’re making a ninety to one hundred percent profit.
Si Nos Dejan Más Del Mil Y Millonetas Ya Me FuiIf they leave us over a thousand and I’m already a millionaire, I’m out.
Bolsa Off-White Retacada De Pura Paca De A MilMy Off-White bag is stuffed with stacks of thousand-dollar bills.
Paso Con Botines Negros Con Picos Me Miro FreshI walk by in black spiked boots, looking fresh.
Conectando En La Mercedes, Jale Desde BangladeshMaking deals in the Mercedes, work coming in from Bangladesh.
Ponte V#rga, Pa’ Que Sepas Llevo Quince Este MesGet sharp, so you know I’ve done fifteen this month.
En 15 Estoy En Tu Casa, Guerra Como En ScarfaceI’ll be at your house in fifteen minutes, it’s war like in Scarface.
Privados En Conciertos, Restaurantes Y Hasta VuelosPrivate shows, restaurants, and even flights.
Con Carros Y Suburban, Lamborghinis, Carros NuevosWith cars and Suburbans, Lamborghinis, brand new rides.
Con Armas, Con Un Porsche Que Trae Un Tambor De HuevosWith weapons, and a Porsche carrying a ‘high-capacity drum magazine’.
Cadenas Que Mandé A Hacer De Los Maestros JoyerosChains I had custom-made by the master jewelers.
La Ropita V#rga Me Miras De Crime LifeYou see me in b#dass clothes from Crime Life.
Con Soldados A Los Lados Por Si Tengo Que ToparWith soldiers by my side in case I’ve got to clash.
‘La Vida Se Hizo Fácil’ Como Dije En La Pasada‘Life became easy’ just like I said last time.
Entiendan, Me Vale V#rga, Ando Con Todita La PlebadaUnderstand, I don’t give a d#mn, I’m with my entire ‘crew’.
Saben Que Me Pongo Bien Loco, Tusi, M#ta, Sobra De TodoThey know I get really crazy, ‘tusi’, p#lls, there’s plenty of everything.
Cáiganle Todos Para El Coto, Me Pongo En Caliente CachondoEveryone come over to the ‘party’, I’m getting hot and horny fast.
Saben Que Me Pongo Bien Loco, Tusi, M#ta, Sobra De TodoThey know I get really crazy, ‘tusi’, p#lls, there’s plenty of everything.
Cáiganle Todos Para El Coto, Me Pongo En Caliente CachondoEveryone come over to the ‘party’, I’m getting hot and horny fast.
A-Ando Con El Capitán, El Fresón Y Los Carnales EsquivelI’m with the Captain, Freson, and my brothers, the Esquivels.
Morra, Ando Bien Calientote, Mi Niña, Hágame ValerGirl, I’m feeling very hot, baby, make it worth my while.
En Las Chichis Una Raya De C#ca Te Voy A PonerI’m going to put a line of c#ke on your breasts.
Súbete Al Caballito Del CarruselGet on the little horse of the carousel.
Los Muñecos Con Los Rifles De Origen Del InframundoThe guys with rifles that look like they’re from the underworld.
No Se Asuste, Mija, Viene Con El Fucking Rey Del MundoDon’t be scared, honey, you’re with the f#cking king of the world.
En Ese C#lo Te La Hundo Profundo, BrrI’ll sink it deep into that a#s, brr.
Hablemos Las Cosas Como AdultosLet’s talk about things like adults.
Tiagz Es El Dueño Del Funk Y Ni Brasileño EsTiagz is the master of Funk, and he isn’t even Brazilian.
Me Enjuagué Con Listerine, Te Dejo La P#ssy FreshI rinsed with Listerine to leave your p#ssy fresh.
Te Gusta Mi Aparición En Las Dos Tirando Flow SeshYou like my appearance on both, dropping a style session.
El C#lo Te Cacheteé, El Ano Te Lo MequeéI slapped your a#s, I c#m all over your a#s.
La Escupió La Cobra, Tu Novio No Cobra, En Su Relación SobraThe cobra spat it out, your boyfriend doesn’t get paid, he’s extra in your relationship.
Perdóname La Demora, La V#rga Se Me AcaloraForgive my delay, my d#ck is getting heated up.
No Importa La Ubi’ Ni Hora, Me La Voy A Sacar AhoraDoesn’t matter the location or time, I’m going to take it out now.
La Leche Me Sabe A Moras, Me Lo Dijo Una De Zamora, MichoacánMy c#m tastes like berries, a girl from Zamora, Michoacán told me.
Ya Llegó El FresónFresón has arrived.
Con Máscaras De Joaquín-Quin-Quin, Soy El KingWith ‘El Chapo’ masks, I’m the king.
Sáquese Mucho A La V#rga Si No Va A Aportar AquíGet the h#ll out if you aren’t going to contribute here.
Nomás Salgo Pa’ La Calle Me Parezco A PutinThe moment I step out on the street, I look like Putin.
De Tanto P#to Guarura Que Cargo En El Maletín-Tin-TinBecause of all the d#mn bodyguards I’ve got in my briefcase.
Chúpame La V#rga, Ya Sabes Que PesaS#ck my d#ck, you know it’s heavy.
Tu Morro Ni Sabe Que Te Cargo Como P#rraYour man doesn’t even know that I’ve got you like a b#tch.
Soy El Que La Entrena, El Cabrón Que Se MeneaI’m the one training her, the b#stard who’s moving.
Ya Llego El Fresón Para Aplacar A Las Más BuenasFresón is here to tame the hottest girls.
A Las Más Buenas Las Chingo Como SeaI f#ck the hottest ones however I want.
Les Duy Poco De Hpnotiq Y Se Ponen Como FierasI give them a little ‘fruit liqueur’ and they turn into beasts.
Don Julio 70, Saben Que No Me PesaDrinking Don Julio 70, they know money’s no issue for me.
Me La C#jo En La Sala Si Se Me Pone TraviesaI’ll f#ck her in the living room if she gets naughty.
Jálale A La V#rga Como MetralletaShoot that sh#t like a machine gun.
1, 2, 3, 4, Sabes Que Me Sobra Feria1, 2, 3, 4, you know I’ve got plenty of cash.
Sabes Que Me Sobra FeriaYou know I’ve got plenty of cash.
Je, Je, Je, Je, Je, Je, Je, JeHeh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
Saben Que Me Pongo Bien Loco, Tusi, M#ta, Sobra De TodoThey know I get really crazy, ‘tusi’, p#lls, there’s plenty of everything.
Cáiganle Todos Para El Coto, Me Pongo En Caliente CachondoEveryone come over to the ‘party’, I’m getting hot and horny fast.
Saben Que Me Pongo Bien Loco, Tusi, M#ta, Sobra De TodoThey know I get really crazy, ‘tusi’, p#lls, there’s plenty of everything.
Cáiganle Todos Para El Coto, Me Pongo En Caliente CachondoEveryone come over to the ‘party’, I’m getting hot and horny fast.
Salgo A La Calle Empecherado Y Va Con Doble CargadorI go out to the street in a ‘tactical vest’ with a double magazine.
El R Está Customizado, Listo Pa’ Sembrar TerrorThe ‘AR-15’ is customized, ready to spread terror.
Con Los Ojos Colorados, Compa, Préndase Otro Bl#ntWith my eyes all red, buddy, light up another bl#nt.
En La Guantera Una 40 Y Unas De FragmentaciónIn the glove box, there’s a .40 and some fragmentation grenades.
Intoxicado, Máscaras De Gas AhumadoIntoxicated, behind smoked gas masks.
La Morra Me Está Marcando, Voy Con Finta De MalandroThe girl is calling me, I’m walking with a thug’s swagger.
Las Gorras Son Amiri Y Son Chrome Hearts Las SudaderasThe caps are Amiri and the hoodies are Chrome Hearts.
Voy Arriba De La Porsche Pa’ Que Se Arme La LoqueraI’m riding in the Porsche so the craziness can begin.
O Arriba De Un Rubicon, Por La Ruta Un TostónOr inside a Rubicon, doing fifty down the route.
Sonando Un Corridón Y Un Whiskyto Al MillónBlasting a ‘Mexican ballad’ and sipping a top-shelf whiskey.
Traigo A La Plebe Que Miré En El TiktokI’ve got the girl I saw on TikTok with me.
Moviéndomelo Slow, Jalándole Al CuernónMoving it slow for me, while I’m cocking the ‘AK-47’.
Hey, YoHey, yo.
Morra, Baby Mexicana, V#rgaz#n, VenezolanaGirl, Mexican baby, big d#ck, Venezuelan.
Put That Shit In Tight, I Let It Sink En La TatianaPut that sh#t in tight, I let it sink into the ‘vagina’.
P#nocha En La Cara, Ya Se Me Fue La BabaP#ssy in my face, I’m already drooling.
Pasándole Al Equipo, Los Avengers, Ta-Ta-TaraPassing it to the team, the Avengers, ta-ta-tara.
‘Cachondos Session #1’ lyrics offer a bold take on success and excess. Featuring Kevin AMF and Victor Mendivil, the song brings Mexican Reggae and Funk together in a high-octane mix.