Christopher teams up with Chris Burton, Jeppe London, Kephoi, and Oliver Cilwik to bring ‘Ham Med Guitaren’ to life. The songwriter pens a raw, introspective story about a strained relationship. The composer mixes a steady beat with emotional lyrics that cut deep.

Released: March 13, 2026
Ham Med Guitaren
Christopher
Ham Med Guitaren Lyrics Translation – Christopher
Christopher describes the tension in the relationship with lines like, ‘I like him, but I only love you.’ The artist uses vivid metaphors like pushing buttons and deep water to show the struggle. The songwriter’s honesty makes the song both painful and relatable.
Ham med guitarenThe guy with the guitar
Hils og sig hamSay hi and tell him
Der’ desværre ikke plads til ham i den her omgangThere’s sadly no room for him this time around,
For han er egoistisk’cause he’s selfish.
Ja, nærmest narcissistiskYeah, almost narcissistic,
Det’ lidt som om, at han er gået i tomgangit’s like he’s just idling now.
For han tvinger mig til at trykke på dine knapperSince he’s forcing me to push your buttons,
Han tager os derud hvor vi ik’ ka’ bundehe’s taking us out where the water’s too deep.
Det’ som om du kun er glad, når der’ nogle der klapperIt’s like you’re only happy when people are clapping,
Og nu’ der forfærdelige ting på vej ud af min mundand now there’s terrible things coming out of my mouth.
Sig du ogs’ ka’ finde en plads til migSay you can find a place for me too,
Ka’ godt li’ ham, men jeg elsker kun digI like him, but I only love you.
Og du ved du’ f#cked nårAnd you know you’re f#cked when
Jeg kalder dig ChristopherI call you Christopher,
Så ved du godt, du ik’ ka’ trække den længerethen you know you can’t drag it out anymore.
Og du forstår vel godtAnd I’m sure you understand,
At i det her forholdthat in this relationship,
Kun en af dig, som der må kysse dine læberthere’s only one of you allowed to kiss your lips.
For du tvinger mig til at trykke på dine knapperSince you’re forcing me to push your buttons,
Du tager os derud hvor vi ik’ ka’ bundeyou’re taking us out where the water’s too deep.
Det’ som om du kun er glad, når der’ nogle der klapperIt’s like you’re only happy when people are clapping,
Og nu’ der forfærdelige ting på vej ud af min mundand now there’s terrible things coming out of my mouth.
Jeg må bare sørge for at sæt’ dit p#s i kogI’ve just gotta make sure I make your p#ss boil,
Jeg må bare råbe i dit fjæs til du fatter nogetI’ve just gotta scream in your face ’til you get it.
Hellere gå langt over stregen end at la’ dig gåBetter to go way over the line than to let you go.
Jeg må bare sørge for at sæt’ dit p#s i kogI’ve just gotta make sure I make your p#ss boil,
Jeg må bare råbe i dit fjæs til du fatter nogetI’ve just gotta scream in your face ’til you get it,
Hellere gå langt over stregen end at la’ dig gåbetter to go way over the line than to let you go.
For du tvinger mig til at trykke på dine knapperSince you’re forcing me to push your buttons,
Du tager os derud hvor vi ik’ ka’ bundeyou’re taking us out where the water’s too deep.
Det’ som om du kun er glad, når der’ nogle der klapperIt’s like you’re only happy when people are clapping,
Og nu’ der forfærdelige ting på vej ud af min mundand now there’s terrible things coming out of my mouth.
Jeg må bare sørge for at sæt’ dit p#s i kogI’ve just gotta make sure I make your p#ss boil,
Jeg må bare råbe i dit fjæs til du fatter nogetI’ve just gotta scream in your face ’til you get it,
Hellere gå langt over stregen end at la’ dig gåbetter to go way over the line than to let you go.
Jeg må bare sørge for at sæt’ dit p#s i kogI’ve just gotta make sure I make your p#ss boil,
Jeg må bare råbe i dit fjæs til du fatter nogetI’ve just gotta scream in your face ’til you get it,
Hellere gå langt over stregen end at la’ dig gåbetter to go way over the line than to let you go.
Sig du ogs’ ka’ finde en plads til migSay you can find a place for me too,
Ka’ godt li’ ham, men jeg elsker kun digI like him, but I only love you.
Ham Med Guitaren Music Video
The meaning of ‘Ham Med Guitaren’ is about the complexity of love and conflict. The lyrics reveal the emotional toll of trying to hold on to a relationship that’s falling apart.