Itai No Itai No Tonde Kite! Lyrics Translation – Tv Animation “Goumon Baito-Kun No Nichijo” Character Song Single Series Vol.1 | Mike (Cv
Mike voices the track ‘Itai no Itai no Tonde kite!’ for the TV Animation ‘GOUMON BAITO-KUN NO NICHIJO’ CHARACTER SONG SINGLE SERIES VOL.1. The songwriter trio of Takumi Kano, Manami Takase, and Daisuke Sugimoto crafts lyrics that blend chaos with humor. The melody matches the absurdity of the story.
Released: February 13, 2026
Itai no Itai no Tonde kite!
Mike (Cv • From “TV Animation “GOUMON BAITO-KUN NO NICHIJO” CHARACTER SONG SINGLE SERIES VOL.1″
Lyricist
狩野拓海, 高瀬愛虹
Composer
狩野拓海, 高瀬愛虹, Daisuke Sugimoto
TV Animation “GOUMON BAITO-KUN NO NICHIJO” CHARACTER SONG SINGLE SERIES VOL.1’s Itai no Itai no Tonde kite! Japanese Lyrics English Translation
The lyrics describe a chaotic world of slapstick torture and twisted games. A standout line, ‘Fly the pain right over here, delivering a fierce attack,’ mixes humor with dark undertones. The words paint a vivid picture of a character who finds thrill in the grotesque.
Korokke anken omakaseLeave the easy jobs to me.
Hima dakedo ganbaruIt’s quiet, but I’ll do my best.
Neko no te mo karitaiI’m so busy, I’d take anyone’s help
Dotabata na mainichiin these chaotic, slapstick days.
Tan jikan de koshu nyuHigh income in no time flat.
Wakuwaku de neta sagashiExcitedly hunting for new ideas.
Genko mo hakadoruMy writing is making great progress,
Hapihapi na o shigotowith this happy, happy job.
Tsugi wa nakayubi tsugi wa oyayubiNext is the middle finger, then the thumb.
Shock you zekkyo yori mo kikasete yo neShock you—let me hear more than just screams.
Damatteru nara shita o kitchimau kaIf you stay silent, I might just cut out your tongue.
Nyan rettsu goMeow, let’s go!
Itai no tonde kite gekito o mimaiFly the pain right over here, delivering a fierce attack.
Kyuso wa doko ka na jirijiri oitsumeru kakurenboWhere is the cornered rat in this slow, trapping game of hide-and-seek?
Yowa goshi o mitsuketa are areI found a weak spot, oh my, oh my.
Hayaku raku ni narina yoHurry up and put yourself at ease.
Kofuku shite otsukareSurrender now, thanks for your hard work.
Gusa zuki doki go komonStab, throb, thump—it’s torture time.
Kansetsu tte konna niI never knew human joints
Gunyagunya magaru n da necould bend and twist so freely like this.
Atchi ni kotchi ni kahenChanging shape, here and there.
Shintai tte omoshiroiThe human body is so interesting.
Hora yubikiri dashiteCome on, stick out your pinky finger.
Yakusoku genman da yoLet’s make a sacred pinky promise.
Yaburanai yo ni neMake sure you don’t break it, okay?
Yubi o chon kiru karaOr I’ll have to snip that finger right off.
Oi mada hidarite ga nokotteru zoHey! You’ve still got your left hand left!
Kore de owari da to omotteru no kaDid you really think we were finished here?
Shock you doku zetsu kara seishin kogekiShock you—starting with verbal abuse, straight into a mental attack.
Ha tsugi uso tsuitara ichi oku bon hari o nomashite yaru kara naHah! If you lie next time, I’ll make you swallow a hundred million needles.
Nyan faitoMeow, fight!
Itai no tonde kite toten oshimaiPain come flying here, and that’s the end of the show.
Mentaru zutaboro nigerareru wake nai oni gokkoYour mind is in tatters in this inescapable game of tag.
Sh#nda furi nante yamete yoStop pretending to be dead, come on.
Kuraimakkusu kore karaThe climax is just starting now.
Kakugo shite dai ni raundoBrace yourself for round two.
Guro goho doki go komonGrotesque, legal, throb—it’s torture time.
Insupireshon tomaranakuteMy inspiration just won’t stop flowing.
Ekisaitingu sugiru my daysThese days are just too exciting,
Shosetsu yori shigeki ga tsuyoi fani na saiko sasupensumore stimulating than any novel, this funny, psycho suspense.
Nyan rettsu goMeow, let’s go!
Itai no tonde kite gekito o mimaiFly the pain right over here, delivering a fierce attack.
Kyuso wa doko ka na jirijiri oitsumeru kakurenboWhere is the cornered rat in this slow, trapping game of hide-and-seek?
Yowa goshi o mitsuketa are areI found a weak spot, oh my, oh my.
Hayaku raku ni narina yoHurry up and put yourself at ease.
Kofuku shite otsukareSurrender now, thanks for your hard work.
Gusa zuki doki go komonStab, throb, thump—it’s torture time.
The meaning behind ‘Itai no Itai no Tonde kite!’ is a mix of dark humor and absurdity. The song features Mike and is part of the TV Animation ‘GOUMON BAITO-KUN NO NICHIJO’ CHARACTER SONG SINGLE SERIES VOL.1.
