Itp Lyrics With English Translation — Eligarf

Eligarf brings humor and wit to the song ‘ITP,’ blending car metaphors with clever wordplay. The lyrics were written by Andrei Horjea and Bianca-Cristina Jitaru, while Horjea composes the playful tune. The song mixes automotive references with flirtatious charm, creating a unique and quirky vibe.

Itp Lyrics With English Translation — Eligarf
Released: March 13, 2026

ITP

Eligarf

Lyricist
Andrei Horjea, Bianca-Cristina Jitaru
Composer
Andrei Horjea

ITP Lyrics English Translation by Eligarf

The poet describes a car inspection call, using phrases like ‘the chassis bar breaks apart’ and ‘the radiator is completely destroyed’ to weave a story of mechanical mishaps. Eligarf sings, ‘You’re the perfect design from the dashboard to the rear window,’ turning car parts into compliments. The result is a mix of humor and creativity that keeps listeners hooked.

Vă deranjez de la stația ITP,Excuse me, I’m calling from the vehicle inspection station,
Am o ofertă pentru toate doamnele.I’ve got a special offer for all the ladies.
La așa caroserie v-aș recomandaFor such beautiful bodywork, I’d recommend
Mâna de lucru să fie mâna mea.that my hands are the ones doing the work.
Când face,When it makes that sound,
Se rupe bara de șasiu.the chassis bar breaks apart.
Când face,When it makes that sound,
E, e deja prea târziu.it’s already way too late.
Când face,When it makes that sound,
Să știi că ai comis-o grav,you should know you’ve made a huge mistake,
Radiatoru-i făcut praf.and the radiator is completely destroyed.
Arătați divin, madame,You look absolutely divine, madam,
Da, divin, madame.yes, absolutely divine, madam.
Formula perfectă de la bord pân’ la lunetă,You’re the perfect design from the dashboard to the rear window,
Eta, etala, aveți ce etala.show it off, you’ve got so much beauty to show off.
Totul natural, spune și CarVertical.Everything is natural, even the ‘CarVertical’ history check says so.
Nu lăsa pe orișicineDon’t let just anyone
Să facă linii cu tine.try to race alongside you.
Nu-l lua după cai putere,Don’t judge him by his horsepower,
Uită-te la maniere.but look closely at his manners.
Când face,When it makes that sound,
Caput, motorul e stricat.kaput, the engine is completely broken.
Când face,When it makes that sound,
Fă-i programare la Remat.just schedule him an appointment at the scrapyard.
Când face,When it makes that sound,
Nu-l primește nici la Rabla, că-i bulită tabla.he won’t even be accepted by the scrap program, because his metal is completely smashed.
Arătați divin, madame,You look absolutely divine, madam,
Da, divin, madame.yes, absolutely divine, madam.
Formula perfectă de la bord pân’ la lunetă,You’re the perfect design from the dashboard to the rear window,
Eta, etala, aveți ce etala.show it off, you’ve got so much beauty to show off.
Totul natural, spune și CarVertical.Everything is natural, even the ‘CarVertical’ history check says so.

ITP Music Video

If you want to understand ‘ITP,’ the lyrics mix car repair with flirtatious charm. Featuring Eligarf, this song from the artist’s catalog offers a unique blend of humor and wordplay.