Lonely rori-rori kami, kourin The lonely lo#i-goddess descends,
Kane wo naraseba kono toori and when the bell tolls, you’ll see my power.
Kore wa kyuusai no rekuiemu This is a requiem for your salvation.
See no Ready, set,
Sawattara taiho! (Ah!) If you touch me, you’re arrested! (Ah!)
Goku chu de tenko! (Uh!) Time to take attendance in your prison cell! (Uh!)
Ichi, ni, san, shii? (Gomen nasaai) One, two, three, four? (I’m so sorry!)
Haa? Gomen nasai ga Huh? I can’t hear you
Kikoenaii (Eh!) saying you’re sorry. (Eh!)
Shukusei! Rori kami rekuiemu Judgment! The lo#i-goddess’s requiem.
Shourai wa omae nanka ni In my future, I don’t want to be
Sukaretakunai (Nai!) liked by anyone like you. (I don’t!)
Doromizu de kuchi wo arae Go wash your mouth out with muddy water.
Houtei de aou? (Ne) Shall we meet in court? (Right?)
Saa omawari san Now, Mr. Police Officer,
Tsurete itte take him away.
Mousou shika torie no nai This poor person has nothing
Kawaiso na hito but his delusions to show for himself.
(Ui-chan, Ui-chan!) (Ui-chan, Ui-chan!)
(Matte yo Ui-chan!) (Wait for us, Ui-chan!)
Sono sugata oya ni miseraremasu ka? Can you really show that side of yourself to your parents?
(Ui-chan, Ui-chan!) (Ui-chan, Ui-chan!)
(Kawaii yoo!) (You’re so cute!)
Waa, arigatou Wow, thank you.
Otsukaresama desu Thanks for your hard work.
Rori-rori kami, kourin (Zukkyuun!) The lo#i-goddess descends, (Zukkyuun!)
Maji yaba yatsura ni youjin (Bakkyuun!) Watch out for those really dangerous guys. (Bakkyuun!)
Matomo janai nara If you aren’t sane,
Hayaku kiete kudasai then please disappear quickly.
Lovely rori-rori kami, kourin (Zukyuun!) The lovely lo#i-goddess descends, (Zukyuun!)
Kane wo naraseba kono toori (Yes!) When I ring the bell, it’s just like this. (Yes!)
Totemo yasashikute suteki na onii-chan My very kind and wonderful big brother,
Rakuen de hora nenne shi na come on, go to sleep in paradise.
(Ui-chan, Ui-chan, Ui-chan, Ui-chan!) (Ui-chan, Ui-chan, Ui-chan, Ui-chan!)
Hora, yono naka ni wa konna ni kimochi warui hitotachi ga Look, there are so many creepy people in the world,
(Ui-chan, Ui-chan, Ui-chan, Ui-chan!) (Ui-chan, Ui-chan, Ui-chan, Ui-chan!)
Habikotte irun desu! and they’re everywhere!
(Ui-chan, Ui, kocchi muitee) (Ui-chan, Ui, look over here!)
Minna, sarashi agemasu yo I’m going to expose all of you.
Sawattara taiho! (Ah!) If you touch me, you’re arrested! (Ah!)
Goku chu de tenko! (Uh!) Time to take attendance in your prison cell! (Uh!)
Ichi, ni, san, shii? (Gomen nasaai) One, two, three, four? (I’m so sorry!)
Haa? Gomen nasai ga Huh? I can’t hear you
Kikoenaii (Eh!) saying you’re sorry. (Eh!)
Shukusei! Rori kami rekuiemu Divine Judgment! The ‘L@li-God’ Requiem.
Haai, gokuchuu ni iru mina shaan Hello, to everyone who’s currently behind bars!
Keimusho fan miitingu no ojikan deesu It’s time for our prison fan meeting!
Sono, kusari kitta mimi wo Those ears of yours are completely rotten,
Gorigori kappojitte so clean them out thoroughly,
Youuku kiite kudasai ne and listen very closely now.
Zaa ko (Tasukaru) You’re so weak! (Thank you!)
Kimo kimo (Tasukaru) Gross, so gross! (Thank you!)
Urusai (Tasukaru) You’re too loud! (Thank you!)
Damatte moratte ii desu ka? (Tasukaru) Could you please just be quiet? (Thank you!)
Kirai desu (Tasukaru) I hate you! (Thank you!)
Kawaiso (Tasukaru) You’re so pathetic! (Thank you!)
Daasa yoowa mittomonaa How lame, weak, and unsightly.
Doushiyou mo nai onii-chan onee-chan You’re such hopeless older brothers and sisters.
Mou kibou mo nai gomi da omeera You’re all just trash with no hope left.
Obutsu shoudoku hyakuto ban I’ll disinfect this filth and call the police!
Koyuu kekkai ha-tsu-do-u Activating my personal ‘divine barrier’!
Shukusei, Ui biimu (Ah~) Divine judgment, Ui Beam! (Ah~)
Mouitchou, Ui biimu (Ah~) One more time, Ui Beam! (Ah~)
Mada madaa, Ui biimu (Ah~) Not done yet, Ui Beam! (Ah~)
Ikari no hi This is the day of wrath.
Sei naru intaanetto ni chi no ame ga furisosoida hi The day a rain of blood poured down upon the holy internet.
(Ui biimu) (Ui Beam)
Orokana rorikon wo (Ui biimu) Purifying these foolish ‘l@licons’ (Ui Beam),
Hone no zui made jouka suru hitosuji no hikari (Ui biimu) with a single ray of light that cleanses to the bone! (Ui Beam)
Sore ga, Ui biimu nano de aru And that is exactly what the Ui Beam is.
“Ui wa, subete wo yurushimasu” “I, Ui, forgive everything.”
Ah-ah, kono yo no minikusa wo Ah, I’ll collect all the ugliness,
Atsumete egaite miru yo of this world and try to paint it.
Masshiro na kyanbasu ga The pure white canvas is,
Kegarete naite iru stained and crying out now.
Lonely furimuita shoujo wa The lonely girl who looked back,
Sotto te wo tsukamu softly takes hold of a hand.
“Rakuen nado nai kara” “Because there’s no such thing as paradise.”
Okkina otomodachi no minna e To all my ‘grown-up’ friends,
Omaera ga uchikonde iru kyomu ni wa what meaning is there in the emptiness,
Nan no imi ga aru no? that you’re all obsessing over?
Nee, oshiete yo Hey, won’t you tell me?
Ui, zenzenn wakannainda! I, Ui, don’t understand it at all!
Rori-rori kami, kourin (Zukkyuun!) The divine ‘L@li-God’ descends! (Zukkyuun!)
Sayonara egao de baibai (Bakkyuun!) Goodbye with a smile, bye-bye! (Bakkyuun!)
Piriodo wo douzo kono te de oshite ageyu I’ll put an end to this with my own hands.
Lovely rori-rori kami, kourin (Zukkyuun!) The lovely divine ‘L@li-God’ descends! (Zukkyuun!)
Kane wo naraseba kono toori (Yes!) When the bell rings, it happens just like this! (Yes!)
Totemo yasashikute suteki na onii-chan You’re such a kind and wonderful big brother,
Rakuen de hora nenne shi na now go to sleep in paradise.
Sore ga kyuusai no This is the salvation,
Rekuiemu of my requiem.
See no Ready, set—
Sawattara taiho! (Ah!) Touch me and you’re arrested! (Ah!)
Goku chu de tenko! (Uh!) Roll call in your prison cell! (Uh!)
Ichi, ni, san, shii? (Gomen nasaai) One, two, three, four? (I’m so sorry!)
Haa? Gomen nasai ga Huh? I can’t even hear,
Kikoenaii (Eh!) your apology! (Eh!)
Shukusei! Rori kami rekuiemu Purging! Loli-God Requiem.
Hontou ni, kimochi warui Seriously, you’re just disgusting.