La Joaqui and Gusty dj team up for ‘TURR0LOGIA,’ a bold anthem blending street swagger and humor. The lyricist, Gustavo Bermudez, crafts a tale of a ‘street girl’ who owns her identity with confidence. The beat, driven by Gusty dj, mixes urban grit with playful energy, setting the stage for a memorable narrative.
Released: December 17, 2025
TURR0LOGIA
Gusty Dj | La Joaqui
TURR0LOGIA Lyrics English Translation by Gusty Dj | La Joaqui
The lyrics follow Jenny, a self-assured ‘street girl,’ as she navigates her world with wit and style. A standout line, ‘This b#tt is trained with hip thrusts,’ highlights her unapologetic attitude. La Joaqui delivers the story with charisma, making Jenny’s boldness infectious.
Quien Mas Va A SerWho else could it be?
HolaHello
Me Llamo La Jenny La Amiga De Una AmigaThey call me Jenny, a friend’s friend
Se Enchulo Con Un Turrito Quien Lo DiriaShe fell for a ‘neighborhood boy’, who’d have thought?
Le Dijo Yo Quiero Una Guacha Bien Rocha AtrevidaHe told her, ‘I want a girl who’s bold and street-smart’
Amiga Tranqui Tengo La TeoriaGirl, stay calm, I’ve got the theory
Atencion Turreo En PosicionAttention, ‘neighborhood style’ in position
Un Re Meneo Y Sube La PresionOne hell of a shake and the pressure rises
Rocha De Profesion‘Street girl’ by profession
Otro Guachito Pa’ La ColeccionAnother ‘neighborhood boy’ for the collection
Esta Es La Primera LeccionThis is the first lesson
Turreologia Camperita Deportiva‘Turreology’, a little sports jacket
Media Vuelta Con La Mano ArribaHalf a turn with your hand up
Turreologia‘Turreology’
Pa’bajo Sexy Pa’rribaDown low sexy, then back up
Hasta Que Llegue La PoliciaUntil the police arrive
Tu-turreo TurreoTu-turreo, turreo
Tu Turro En Mi T#toYour ‘street guy’ on my b#tt
Turreo Turreo PapiTurreo, turreo daddy
Tu-turreo Turreo Tu-tu-tuTu-turreo, turreo, tu-tu-tu
Rápido Turra Dale LátigoFast, street girl, give ’em the whip
Siempre Sudadita Tu Muñeca FavoritaAlways a bit sweaty, your favorite doll
Este C#lo Está Entrena’o Meta Hip ThrustThis b#tt is trained with hip thrusts
Lo Mueve Lo EjercitaShe moves it, she exercises it
Esa B#rra Está BenditaThat b#dy is blessed
Tercera Base En La Primera CitaThird base on the first date
T De Tu Toxi U De UrraquitaT for your toxic girl, U for ‘little magpie’
R De Rocha La Pone LoquitaR for street girl, it drives her crazy
A De Re Astuta Re Activa Y Re PillaA for very clever, very active, and very sly
Grr Una Turra DiablitaGrr, a little devilish street girl
Mmm Qué Rica Mmm ‘tá BuenaMmm how delicious, mmm she’s hot
Mmm Qué Linda Está Mi NenaMmm how beautiful my girl is
Mmm La Gata Mmm Re S#taMmm the ‘cat’, mmm she’s real wild
Mmm Qué Linda Está Mi GuachaMmm how beautiful my girl is
Me Llamó La JennyJenny called me
La Amiga De Una AmigaA friend’s friend
Se Enchuló Con Un Turrito Quien Lo DiriaShe fell for a ‘neighborhood boy’, who’d have thought?
Le Dijo Yo Quiero Una Guacha Bien Rocha AtrevidaHe told her, ‘I want a girl who’s bold and street-smart’
Amiga Tranqui Tengo La TeoríaGirl, stay calm, I’ve got the theory
Turreología Camperita Deportiva‘Turreology’, a little sports jacket
Media Vuelta Con La Mano ArribaHalf a turn with your hand up
Turreología‘Turreology’
Pa’bajo Sexy Pa’rribaDown low sexy, then back up
Hasta Que Llegue La PolicíaUntil the police arrive
Para Para ParaWait, wait, wait
Una Turra De Verdad Usa Camperita DeportivaA real ‘street girl’ wears a little sports jacket
Delineado Fino Tiene Buena PunteríaFine eyeliner, she’s got good aim,
No Con Eso No Con Los Hombresno, not with that, not with the men
El Jean Sin Bolsillo Pa’ Que Se Marque La ManzanaJeans without pockets so the ‘apple’ stands out
Piercing Y Flequillo MwahPiercing and bangs, mwah
Quién Mas Va SerWho else could it be?
Con El Starter Pack De Una Turra UyWith the ‘Street Girl’ starter pack, ooh
Cuando Quieras Te Hago Rocha Makeover UyWhenever you want, I’ll give you a ‘street girl’ makeover, ooh
Atentamente La JoaquiSincerely, La Joaqui
Gu-gu-gusty Dj Para VosGu-gu-Gusty DJ for you
UyOoh
TURR0LOGIA Music Video
‘TURR0LOGIA’ is a celebration of individuality and street culture. The song’s lyrics offer a vibrant mix of humor and empowerment, while La Joaqui’s delivery adds a layer of authenticity to the track.